Total Medals Earned: 820 (From 132 different games.) Total Medal Score: 12,080 Points
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/30 points)
Fall through the clouds.
Unlock the gate.
The end is upon you.
Destroy all the bugs.
Medals Earned: 6/14 (40/360 points)
Complete an easy level without dying
Stomp a cat
Attempt to double jump
Stomp a cat while fat
Mid-air axe death
Get to the flag when fat
Death by spikes when fat
Complete a hard level without dying
Find and use the golden bounce pad
Complete a hard level without taking damage
Find a secret area
Defeat the cat god
Vomit on the princess
Find all 3 secret areas
Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)
Get killed by a zombie.
Get killed by an alien.
Get killed by a robot.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Unlock all weapons.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage.
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smileborg
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill ZOMG
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 4/23 (25/500 points)
Score 1 million points!
Destroy 10 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Reach difficulty level 5!
Reach difficulty level 10!
Destroy 25 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Score 5 million points!
Destroy 50 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Reach difficulty level 15!
Score 10 million points!
Destroy 100 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Score 20 million points!
Destroy 75 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Have 6 Yellow Spikes active at the same time!
Have 6 Red Seekers following you at one time!
Reach difficulty level 20!
Use only Red Seekers to destroy 15 Blue Stars in a row!
Use only Yellow Spikes to destroy 5 Blue Stars in a row!
Score over 50k points using a Red Seeker on a Blue Star!
Score over 250k points using a Yellow Spike on a Blue Star!
Destroy 150 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Destroy 200 Blue Stars in a row without taking any damage!
Reach difficulty level 30!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/9 (325/500 points)
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Defend the weak.
Find the adult pleasure.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Complete the Game.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Become one with the desert
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Medals Earned: 22/25 (810/885 points)
Get 6 Challenge Medals.
Reach 40,000 Distance.
Get your team to level 5.
Reach 400 Speed.
Get 9 Challenge Medals.
Reach 100,000 Distance.
Get your team to level 10.
Reach 600 Speed.
[?], [?], [?], [?], Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start...
Get 12 Challenge Medals.
Reach 700 Speed.
Reach 200,000 Distance.
Get your team to level 15.
Rough way back...
Get your team to level 20
Get 15 Challenge Medals
Reach 350,000 Distance.
Reach 800 Speed.
Get your team to level 25.
Reach 500,000 Distance.
Reach 900 Speed.
Get 18 Challenge Medals.
One is Silver and the other's Gold...
Geek ain't no dev'...
Girls around the world...
Medals Earned: 4/5 (110/160 points)
kill the first boss
find and kill a miniboss
buy somethign in the shop
find it
Kill the second boss
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/430 points)
Reaching area 1
Reaching area 2
Reaching area 4
Reaching area 3
Reaching area 7
Reaching area 8
Reaching area 5
Reaching area 6
Reaching area 10
Reaching area 9
Reaching area 11
Reaching area 12
Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/65 points)
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/65 points)
Create your first band
Finish a game
Get 5 stars of popularity!
Bribe a Twitter Mom.